This award was bestowed upon me me by ... gasp ... a salad eater. Albeit a very talented salad eater. Jennifer Archer is a friend, a mentor, and an inspiration to me. I hope to be just like her when I grow up. All except that salad eating part that is. Anyway check out Jennifer latest book, Through Her Eyes which is now available at all the finer bookstores and internet outlets.
I won't keep you waiting another moment. Let's get the rules.
1. Thank and link to the person who nominated you. Thanks Jennifer!
#1 In high school, I once took two weeks of detentions rather than pick up a single slice of tomato off the ground.
#2 I built my wife a raised vegetable garden, which considering my dogma is sort of like an Israeli inviting an Islamic Imam over for a barbecue.
#3 Organic beef is nice, but I'd eat a crack addicted cow, raised on Sugar Babies and Marlboros before I would willingly ingest a single shred of lettuce nurtured by Franciscan monks in the Garden of Eden.
#4 Even though hops are green, and barley is a plant, I believe beer to be nectar of the gods, thus proving to wrongs can make a right.
#5 I am juvenile enough to find the old joke ... "What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?" answer - A salad shooter. ... funny.
#6 I once survived a week long, meal inclusive, writers workshop on beef jerky and beer because all of the food was tainted by the devil. My fellow writers mocked me then, but at least two of them now follow Lettuce Is the Devil on facebook.
#7 Once upon a time I ate vegetables, or so my family claims, but a near death experience and extended hospital stay at the age of four forever changed my eating habits and I've been a meat only eater since then. I choose to believe I saw the light, sort of like the heat lamp at a burger joint and beneath it was a meat & cheese only, bacon double cheeseburger.
3. Pass the award along to five blogs that epitomize said theme.
#1 Honest Meat
#2 It's All About the Bacon#5 Chomposaurus
#6 totally needs to be in the memoir.
ReplyDelete#3 should be on your business cards.
ReplyDeleteLOL! These are SPECTACULAR ... er ... for a carnivore. ;-/
ReplyDeleteMy hubbie and you would get along like clams. He could've written #4.
Congrats on the award. Now go reward yourself w/a side of beef. Heh.
Yep, I was right to bestow the award upon you. You definitely have style. I didn't say what *kind* of style, but style none-the-less. :-)
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