Truth be told, I don't know who this gal, Maggie Q even is, but I am concerned on her behalf. Capsaicin (the fiery oil contained in peppers) burns are no fun, but being the kind guy I am I will volunteer to apply the salve for the singed area.
And of course as a genuine Meat Man I will do everything in my power to convince her a little meat would do her some good.
And yeah I stole or at least borrowed this from PETA and I gotta say, if they think this ad is gonna deter people from assuming those initials mean something other than People Eating Tasty Animals than they are sadly mistaken.
Just goes to show you, there are misguided beauties all over the place. Sigh...
ReplyDeleteJeez, you've already got the Holy Rollers on your tail and now you're pissing off PETA too? You like to live dangerously, Meat Man.
ReplyDeletePoor Maggie- that's a very unflattering pic of her.
ReplyDeleteHow can you not know who Maggie Q is? Have you not see Balls of Fury? http://youtu.be/ZR4E9ppvDvs
Probably is, Petrified has used nudes for so often and for so long that nobody really pays attention to them anymore.
ReplyDeleteEspecially in NYC where they have nude models in cages on the city streets.
I mean, c'mon, NYC? Nobody pays attention to that kind of stuff there.