It is there lurking waiting ...
There in the kitchen ...
Yes in the fridge ...
Go ahead open the door ...
But be prepared for the horror of it ...
That's right folks.
The Devil has staked out and labeled an evil den in your very place of nourishment.
But FEAR NOT my faithful and loyal friends ...
For it is possible to shun the devil's markings ...
To transform this vile place into something pure and holy and good ...
Rock On!
ReplyDeleteBeer is the ultimate vegetable, because in ye olden days, beer was called "good food".
ReplyDeleteWhile not a big fan of the devil and it's other demon cohorts I find it more palatable when I realized that shit produced by about to be eaten meat helped it to grow. Which just gave me the thought that beer is a vegetable product with alcohol. Maybe you need your lettuce soaked in rum and coke before it goes on your burger?
ReplyDeleteVegetables always tastes better with beer! Take care
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mmm.....I think I might have a role on this blog as the Devil's advocate.
ReplyDeleteIt's like an . . . an . . . exorcism or something.
ReplyDeleteWhat are your feelings on the avocado? Ha!
ReplyDeleteOnce a vegetable alters itself into an alcoholic beverage - whether beer or spirits such as vodka or whiskey - it has redeemed itself.
ReplyDeleteKarin - Thanks for the support.
ReplyDeleteG - Yes it is, but I despise Hoppy beer for it retains too much of that grassy Veggie taste.
Walking Man- NO lettuce EVER goes on my burger.
Old Kitty - There is not enough beer in the world to make me eat veggies, except when fried into a nice unhealthy state of crispiness.
ReplyDeleteJunosmom - Feel free to take the role, but don't blame me when you get lonely.
Debra - Yes it is. And if you indulge too much holy water, there could be projectile vomiting
Barrie- Don't worry, Avocados will get there day here on the blog.
ReplyDeleteVal - It certainly helps but some, like lettuce are too far gone to bring back to the light.
But uhm, doesn't shiner have "wheat" in it? and isn't wheat pretty close to a vegetable?
ReplyDeleteCharles- only when it's wheat grass. Once it reaches the point that it can become a beer, it sheds its evil cloak and becomes a grain.
ReplyDeleteGreat. Now everbody knows where I keep my stash. By the way Travis, how did you get in my fridge? I thought I locked it!
ReplyDeleteOhhh...this cracks me up. Haha! I admit, I am not a huge fan of lettuce. Sometimes a good salad sounds good, but it's once in a blue moon. Love this new venture of yours.
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ReplyDeleteOh look its the inside of my fridge. I must say with the temp controlled drawers it is the best place to keep the beer. He did not show the vodka in the freezer where the frozen veggies are to be stored.
That's exactly what we keep in our veggie bin, too! (...and vodka in the freezer! Next to the ice cream, of course.)
ReplyDeleteI like toffee vodka ;)
ReplyDeleteIn fact I like most alcohol and hardly any vegetables!!!
Glad you're having fun with your new blog.
ReplyDeleteBeer has vitamins. Notably B, and it's all the Trappist monks used to get during Lent. Wake up to Beerios!
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