There I was sitting in Chuck E Cheese happily munching away on a Canadian Bacon pizza while my boys pumped tokens into the video games. Some dude comes around and tells me if I'll sign up in the Chuck E-Club he'll give me 20 free tokens.
Now my boys can put tokens through a video game machine faster than E-coli tainted spinach shoots through a dysenteric Vegan, and this yahoo tells me all I need to do is provide an active meal address. So i do it and all was fine and dandy until the bastards sent me this earlier this week.
First of all, what kind of birthday gift is a dollar off coupon? And second of all it is for FREAKING SALAD! Giving salad as a gift is like giving a kid underwear, no, even worse, USED underwear for Christmas.
Come on Chuck. I realize you play second fiddle in the the mouse orchestra to Mickey but you gotta do better than this. This is the kinds shit that makes people reach for the rat poison.
Yeah, I could see where this would be a problem. I don't think that even a kid would want this.
ReplyDeleteGreat post, Travis! I laughed out loud!
ReplyDeleteIck. Who wants a SALAD for their BIRTHDAY???
ReplyDeleteI'm so using this as a reason why my kids won't like Chuck E. Cheese.
ReplyDelete"...all I need to do is provide an active meal address."
ReplyDeleteTravis, I no longer believe that you simply leave typos in your posts. I now firmly believe that you're just highly susceptible to Freudian slips. :-D
I'm sorry but you made a mistake. Chuck E Cheese is the devil. Lettuce is just a follower.
ReplyDeleteconsidering German killer salads, you are a PROPHET!
ReplyDeleteAloha from Honolulu
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My kid told me that getting a coupon (or even a coupon book full of coupons) for food at any establishment was a crap gift. I asked him why and he said, "Kids don't pay for food. So, why would I care if it's free or not?" I had to admit, he had a valid point.
ReplyDeleteHey Sunday was my birthday I should have gone to Chuck E Cheese and gotten a delicious salad :) haha I love that place your kids play skeeball?
ReplyDeleteI hear where you're coming from but know this; if you've only ever had Canadian bacon in the U.S., you've NEVER had Canadian bacon. It's more like ham here. Canadian bacon's almost like a thin pork chop with peameal around the rind.
ReplyDeleteDon't let them fool you. You're not eating Canadian bacon (which is AWESOME!)